Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 70 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
Reach 1 thousand marks
Reach 1 million marks
Reach 1 thousand viscera
Reach 1 million viscera
Make your first event choice
Reach 1 thousand clarity
Complete your first prestige
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
Lose the game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
You tried your best!
Defeat 4 enemies at once for 1,600 points.
Get 15,000 points before level 5.
Beat half-ish of the levels.
Beat all levels.
Beat all levels without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)
Complete round 1
Complete round 10
Complete round 25
Complete round 50
Complete round 100
Catch a head moving at a fairly high speed
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